Not sure what else to say about this gem from Ashley Meeks in the Las Cruces Sun-News.
Here is the quote of the week, followed by the link to the Jerry Springer-esque article, in an article about Amelie Love Oveide, 46, pleading guilty to ripping off her daughter-in-law’s nipple in an argument during a night of drinking:
“It’s her mother-in-law, and everybody had been drinking. Although she is upset about having her nipple ripped off … It’s still family.” — Deputy District Attorney Michael Heitz
You know you want to read more, so here you go: