The guv’s hitchhiking bodyguard fears telekinetic powers

Posted: November 10, 2010 in Uncategorized
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Here’s a good read from the Las Cruces Sun-News today…

A woman picked up hitchhiking in Las Cruces on Interstate 25 claims she’s the personal bodyguard of Gov. Bill Richardson and, according to a police report, “she does not care what (Richardson’s wife) Barbara thinks, she wants to move into his house so they can live together.”

She wouldn’t give police her name or social security number, obviously, because “if Governor Richardson heard her say it out loud, because he had satellites, he would know where she was and would know where to terminate her.”

See what kind of drama pops up when you become a lame duck governor?

Here’s the link to the story: LCSN – Woman tells police she’s gov.’s ‘bodyguard’

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